A Witty Lids Original
BIRTHING PERSON
$25
This novel type of human has yet to be seen in the wild
In stock — made to order in the USA
Wear it for 90 days. If it never starts a conversation with a stranger, full refund — and keep the hat.
No forms, no return shipping. Just email us.
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📸 NOTE: All Flex-fit Cap images are templates while we upload new images. Text layout will be identical to the Classic Trucker equivalent.
What makes this hat special?
- Premium comfort: Soft, breathable cotton that feels great all day
- Perfect fit: Adjustable strap fits heads from 21" to 24" circumference
- Conversation starter: Guaranteed to get laughs and break the ice
Shipping & Returns
- Shipping: $2.99 flat to anywhere in the US — free on orders of $45 or more.
- Secure checkout: PayPal protection for peace of mind
- The 90-day conversation guarantee: Wear it for 90 days. If it never starts a conversation with a stranger, email us and we'll refund you in full — and you keep the hat. We'd rather you have it than have it sit in a drawer.