About Witty Lids
Spread the joy
Why?
Hats are sort of a billboard for your face, so why not wear a message that matters? What if, instead of a clothing brand or a sports team, you repped a message that resonated?
Our goal with every hat is to do one thing: spread the joy. We do this through two ways, facilitating connection, and laughter.
All of our hats contain simple messages with the goal of either A) making people smile / laugh with every sort of humour, or B) connect with others that share similar values and identities. Occasionally we strike gold and do both, ex: "Jesus Saves, I Spend", a silly play on a hugely important topic.
My Story
I love people. I firmly believe I was sent to this Earth to encourage others. But why hats?
I travel for work, and people are so serious in airports. I love to fly, so it's quite amusing to me, but I would wager people think I'm a little cooky walking down the aisle laughing for no reason.
So one afternoon I pondered, "What could I put on a hat that would make other people smile too?" FREE SMILES! Of course. How could you read that on a hat, see a guy smiling, and NOT smile?
After failing to find a FREE SMILES hat anywhere online, I set out to make my own. Aaaand, it was a complete flop, to date, I've had maybe two comments total, and people do not seem more likely to smile when I wear it hahaha. So back to the drawing board. After hours of browsing hat websites with little luck and lots of internet fatigue, the idea was born, make fun and encouraging hats easy to find.
Meet the Team
Joseph Carley
Founder & Chief Humor Officer
Picks the sayings, argues with himself about which ones are actually funny, and loses about half the time. Still wears two different shoes sometimes, but now it's intentional. Favorite hat: "Wisdom Incarnate"
The 30-Day Conversation Guarantee
Buying a $25 hat from a website you have never heard of takes a bit of faith, so here is ours in return: wear it for 30 days. If it never starts a conversation with a stranger — nobody asks about it, nobody comments on it, it does not do a single thing for your day — email us and we will refund you in full.
You keep the hat. We are not going to make you fill in a form, print a label, or drive to a post office to prove nobody said anything. We would rather it end up on someone's head than in a return bin.
One email to [email protected] is the whole process. Shipping out is $2.99 flat, and free once your order reaches $45.
Why Choose Witty Lids?
🎯 Personalized Matching
Our 30-second quiz uses humor psychology to match you with hats that actually fit your vibe
✨ Premium Quality
Soft, comfortable, and built to last through all your awkward moments
🚀 Simple Shipping
$2.99 flat to anywhere in the US, and free once your order reaches $45
😂 Guaranteed Conversations
30 days to start a conversation with a stranger. If it never happens, full refund and you keep the hat
Join the Witty Community
When you buy a Witty Lids hat, you're not just getting headwear – you're joining a community of people who believe life's too short to be boring. Share your hat stories, connect with fellow humor enthusiasts, and help us spread laughter one lid at a time.
Ready to find your perfect comedic companion?
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